Archive for the ‘Off the record’ Category

• Hello, Globalization

  Date: 2011.01.27 | Category: Funny/Weird Things on the Net, Off the record | Response: 0

  So I was wondering if I just lost my internet connection.

  Opened up a new tab in Chrome and bashed the keyboard, resulting in the search results for “rherg”.

  Kinda surprised there’s a Brazilian consulting firm called RHER-G. Huh.

  But if that wasn’t enough, there’s a guy or girl on Facebook called Wsrgerg Rherg?

  Double-huh

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• Ballmer Peak

  Date: 2011.01.12 | Category: Funny/Weird Things on the Net, Off the record | Response: 0

  

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• Don’t Let Them Do This

  Date: 2010.12.14 | Category: Off the record | Response: 0

  

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• The Littlest Things

  Date: 2010.12.05 | Category: Off the record | Response: 0

  Watching the brilliant masterpiece that is Skyline (sarcasm alert), I just realized something about the oldest and most worn-out thrill teaser ever invented, the “car won’t start when boogey woogey is coming for you” type of routine. Or the “who would’ve known that this old rope was just going on its last couple of threads”.

  The point of this type of tease, besides the obvious effect of increased suspense, is to show how attached to and dependent on the littlest everyday things we really are. To the point where it might cost us our lives when they fail.

  A piece of wire being torn, a fume not being sparked, a rope giving up on its final use, it’s all about us living on top of a giant heap of trivial life dependencies. It’s a social commentary that tells us, “Just a fraction of us would live a month if everything man-made today fails.”

  And that’s the really scary part. Not that the monster chasing you will get you when the ignition won’t do that thing it usually does.

  How would you feed your family without supermarkets? Or, more aptly, how would you feed yourself without other people?

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• Double Rainbow, Double Dose of Shrooms

  Date: 2010.09.11 | Category: Funny/Weird Things on the Net, Off the record, Videos | Response: 0

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• Marry Me

  Date: 2010.09.02 | Category: Funny/Weird Things on the Net, Off the record | Response: 0

  You know, I just discovered that my “catchall@danielsmedegaardbuus.dk” address wasn’t really being picked up by my GMail account, so I’m currently wading through hordes of crappy spam e-mails from one.com.

  So I got this one just now from wanita,

  Hello, am a young single girl never marrid seeking true love for a long term relationship with marriage potentials,i am happy to contact you after going through your profile in ( www . jallers . dyndns . org ) us to be good friends or a lot more,you can contact me through mail so that i will send you my photos,till i hear  from you,bye and kisses!

  Oh, wanita. So friendly for no apparent reason. So knowing me without actually knowing my email address. So… I don’t know, so everything! I accidentally wrote every-thong, but hell if that’s a mistake! So what if all my body’s blood is in my penis. She’ll wear TEN thongs for me if I tell her to.

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