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Eat da Poo Poo
Did anyone say, “Education, please!”? LOL!
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More Rants from the Bay
Been on the bay lately, thought I’d share some of the funnier rants I’ve come across there. This first one proves the movie industry isn’t losing money on pirating:
See? Even if this guy didn’t have the bay, he wouldn’t be renting or purchasing said flick. He’s too stoned to google, he’s too stoned to get out the door, for sure.
Here’s an attempt at a storyline synopsis:
uaef at 2010-03-18 12:06 CET:This movie is not made to entertain,It is boring and it is shit.This movie fails to inspire,fails to entertain,Don’t be fooled by the imdb rating.Heres the story anyway..
girl falls in love with guy,they have fun werever they go together,girl leaves school permanently so that she can be with guy,one day girl finds out guy is married so girl starts moaning,guy drinks booze and then drives away in car leaving girl behind,girl gets inspiration,studies,graduates and then goes to college.end of story.
Well, it’s easy if you’re just gonna copy from the back of the DVD cover! Can you guess the movie, by the way? Of course, a post like that won’t stand without rebuttal for very long, so…
fuwad84 at 2010-04-15 04:21 CET:
uaef(tsk tsk a fellow arab) , siklerOh really was it boring? Which part was the most boringest for you? What message did you take away from this movie? Are you able to relate to any of the main characters – oh wait a minute I DONT GIVE A FUCK!
Heres a fucking idea, why doesn’t your opinionated ass just tell me what the video, audio quality was out of 5 or 10 and how fast it downloaded than hit submit. I don’t surf the TPB for film critiques SO EITHER RATE THE GODDAMN FILE OR SHUT THE FUCK UP!
ploppy10 at 2010-04-15 14:53 CET:
I agree uaef stfuuaef at 2010-04-16 20:47 CET:
@fuwadWhy are you so pissed off kid? Go make love to your mom,She might even suck your maggot dick if you force her to do it.After taking a load off hopefully you might be a bit more cool and wont be jerking off wherever you go.
uaef at 2010-04-16 20:55 CET:
what makes u think i am arab fuwad? i comment whatever i want and wherever i want wat are u gonna do about it? keep moaning i don’t give a fuck.i am not going to reply to u again. i even write about the porn movies that i watch, so that others won’t be wasting their bandwidth.fuwad84 at 2010-04-17 07:11 CET:
uaef,hey guess what I’m gonna do whilst your typing up your 3rd whiny lil comeback to blatant, unforgiving obviousness.
V:8.5/A:9 Thank you extremezone for this extremely good upload.
gee, even between all the incest/rape I’m constantly having/committing, I still manage to find time to rate the media quality of this torrent that a fellow PB user worked so hard to upload and that other potential users care about.
mabe you should manage your time better? Whining alot whilst getting nothing done is a terrible use of your time and last I checked people don’t give a shit about what some shmucks dumass opinion about the story of a movie is. Theres places to go for that, here isn’t one of them.
uaef at 2010-04-21 12:06 CET:
@fuwad84Ohhh..You are such a wise guy are you not.You replied to my message in less than a day, Which means you specifically came back here to this torrent so that you can spend your time in so much efficiency and flame others.And the funny thing is you are asking me to utilize my time better!Having a highly inflated ego than the rest of us bums and shmucks does not make you any cooler than you already are.
Oh my god , You are soo cool. I wish i was so much like you!
And no i do not upload any thing here,Because i am here for only one reason and that is to get free stuff.
The last time you checked? Check again,Please.And no i did not write a story,I was pointing out how boring this movie is.There is no need to hang on my balls for telling my opinion to others.If you didn’t like my opinion then shut the fuck up and don’t read it.You are not the one paying for the space i take in TPB comment section and there is no reason for you to be worried about it.So cool down,There is no need for you to be pissed off all the time.
Eventually, all this shouting is gonna wake up dad:
mcflan at 2010-05-04 14:03 CET:
Jesus Christ, would you cunts quit your infantile bickering? No one gives a rats if you personally liked the movie or not. All we want to know is how the quality/sound/etc is. If you want to regale the masses with your self-indulgent “critique” sign up at RottenTomatoes or something. Sheesh.Thank you to extremezone for uploading. I appreciate it and will seed.
Now this guy really has a way with his girlfriend:
bancapitalism at 2010-04-07 03:11 CET:
Man i love the FXG_Team so much that if i see one of you on the street i will make my girlfriend give you a blowjob hahaha.
(now this offer is only valid if my girl is with me, dont be expecting anything if i am by myself LOL.)A=9.5
v=9And I’m gonna leave you with this great piece of insight by this Zen practicioner:Intoxified_1 at 2010-04-22 05:38 CET:
GREAT DL speed!! 130 kbs solid on a 3 meg connection. Im sorry that I dont share your need to donate to Haiti. I feel more inclined to donate to local children in need rather than help a country that never gave us a wink until they needed help. Keep it local. Help those that would help U if U were in the same place. Thats just my opinion, but do whatever makes U feel good inside! Thanx for the Upload!Stupid Haiti never helped anyone! Should’ve thought about that and supported this Milwaukeean’s baseball team before going all selfish and getting hit by an earthquake. Reap what you sow, muchachos, reap what you sow!
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UFO-debat
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Pixel Power!!!
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Awww…
Normally I flinch and clench my fists when people go all soggy over cute animal videos or those horrible ones with ugly babies, but this one?… Aaaaawwww
It’s part of this list on urlesque.com
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