Archive for the ‘Funny/Weird Things on the Net’ Category

• Marry Me

  Date: 2010.09.02 | Category: Funny/Weird Things on the Net, Off the record | Response: 0

  You know, I just discovered that my “catchall@danielsmedegaardbuus.dk” address wasn’t really being picked up by my GMail account, so I’m currently wading through hordes of crappy spam e-mails from one.com.

  So I got this one just now from wanita,

  Hello, am a young single girl never marrid seeking true love for a long term relationship with marriage potentials,i am happy to contact you after going through your profile in ( www . jallers . dyndns . org ) us to be good friends or a lot more,you can contact me through mail so that i will send you my photos,till i hear  from you,bye and kisses!

  Oh, wanita. So friendly for no apparent reason. So knowing me without actually knowing my email address. So… I don’t know, so everything! I accidentally wrote every-thong, but hell if that’s a mistake! So what if all my body’s blood is in my penis. She’ll wear TEN thongs for me if I tell her to.

• I Have Cancer, Can I Please Play GTA, Mom?

  Date: 2010.07.18 | Category: Funny/Weird Things on the Net, Off the record | Response: 0

  Healthy kids have no fun, so everybody, light up them smokes, pour yourself a glass of absinth, and cook up that meth. My virtual gun is loaded, let’s play!

  I’m inclined to throw in the mix that the Chinese pay less in taxes than Americans do. Does that make me any more eligible for playing Postal 3? I mean, …what would Heston say?

• The Dangers of Sound

  Date: 2010.07.15 | Category: Funny/Weird Things on the Net, Off the record | Response: 0

  Just had to share this comment on this bit of news. It’s pure poetry.

• Block Matrix Printing?

  Date: 2010.06.03 | Category: Funny/Weird Things on the Net, Off the record | Response: 0

• HTML Haiku

  Date: 2010.06.01 | Category: Funny/Weird Things on the Net, Off the record, Tech Stuff | Response: 0

  

• This Year’s Funniest

  Date: 2010.06.01 | Category: Funny/Weird Things on the Net, Off the record | Response: 0

  
  
  Eat da Poo Poo
  
  Did anyone say, “Education, please!”? LOL!