Archive for the ‘Off the record’ Category

  • Marry Me

    Date: 2010.09.02 | Category: Funny/Weird Things on the Net, Off the record | Response: 0

    You know, I just discovered that my “catchall@danielsmedegaardbuus.dk” address wasn’t really being picked up by my GMail account, so I’m currently wading through hordes of crappy spam e-mails from one.com.

    So I got this one just now from wanita,

    Hello,
    am a young single girl never marrid seeking true love for a long term
    relationship with marriage potentials,i am happy to
    contact you after going through your profile in ( www . jallers . dyndns . org )
    us to be good friends or a lot more,you can contact me
    through mail so that i will send you my photos,till i hear  from you,bye and kisses!

    Oh, wanita. So friendly for no apparent reason. So knowing me without actually knowing my email address. So… I don’t know, so everything! I accidentally wrote every-thong, but hell if that’s a mistake! So what if all my body’s blood is in my penis. She’ll wear TEN thongs for me if I tell her to.

  • Chamber of Death

    Date: 2010.07.18 | Category: Apple, Off the record, Reviews, Tech Stuff | Response: 0

    So this is the damage control for the Apple iPhone 4 antenna shit?

    Okay, so because retards spent $100 million on non-real-world testing scenarios and put people in 2001: A Space Odyssey-esque chambers with a phone in their hand to take great pictures, we’re supposed to ignore the facts? What the fuck kind of retarded PR stunt is this? Oh yeah, sorry, it’s the same kind of retarded PR stunt that usually get the dicks hard on Apple monkeys on the prowl for more locked-in bananas.

    Screw your pathetic excuses, the problem isn’t your antenna, it’s your attitude.

    WHERE’S OUR FLASH? Where’s our freedom?

  • I Have Cancer, Can I Please Play GTA, Mom?

    Date: 2010.07.18 | Category: Funny/Weird Things on the Net, Off the record | Response: 0

    Healthy kids have no fun, so everybody, light up them smokes, pour yourself a glass of absinth, and cook up that meth. My virtual gun is loaded, let’s play!

    I’m inclined to throw in the mix that the Chinese pay less in taxes than Americans do. Does that make me any more eligible for playing Postal 3? I mean, …what would Heston say?

  • That’s It, we’re Moving to New Zealand

    Date: 2010.07.15 | Category: Off the record, Psychology, Sociology, You & Me, Tech Stuff | Response: 0

    Sheep, watch out, you’re our next favorite eat.

    The rest of the world, watch and learn, fuckers, watch and learn. We’re looking at you, Redmond and California.

  • The Dangers of Sound

    Date: 2010.07.15 | Category: Funny/Weird Things on the Net, Off the record | Response: 0

    Just had to share this comment on this bit of news. It’s pure poetry.

  • Er Jesper Binzer og Anne Linnet en og samme person?

    Date: 2010.06.27 | Category: Off the record | Response: 0

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