Archive for the ‘Movies’ Category
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The PHP Approach to Handling Race Conditions
Well, I know this isn’t thedailywtf, but coming across this WTF, I just had to share it. Apparently, if you want to know the value of the auto_increment field value from your latest MySQL INSERT statement, you have to make sure you ask for it really quickly,
“Note: Because mysql_insert_id() acts on the last performed query, be sure to call mysql_insert_id() immediately after the query that generates the value.”
Well, I guess that’s one way to avoid a possible race condition… If you’re retarded
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Movie Review: 2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) – 2 Fast 2 Disappointed
At the moment, I’m posting some old rants, reviews and the likes to my blog. Some of the stuff has just been lying around on different computers and desktops, some of it has been posted online, some has even been banned online (damn that dirty mouth of mine!), but whether it’s interesting or not, well… You be the judge
Here’s one I originally posted on IMDb on January 11, 2007. At the time of writing, it’s still there, but you never know when some “user” will take offense and call it “abuse”, so here it is again:
This is one of those movies that you need to run away from, fast! 2 fast! Actually, twice as fast as from the first one. I was once inspired by Lars von Trier, who said that if a movie didn’t “catch on” within the first 15 minutes, he’d leave the theatre/change the channel/whatever. I’ve been following that advice (good advice, indeed!). Yet, this one movie, I saw about five minutes (I missed the start credits), and wanted to destroy the television set. This has got to be one of the most crappy, stupid, lowest-denominator movies ever made. Want to watch the hottest girls ever get turned on by guys with no life but ugly, ugly cars with pre-teen addons in them? This is where to go. There’s no plot to be heard of. Nothing nowhere of interest. It’s like playing Need for Speed, only not funny. Christ.
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Movie Review: Penny Dreadful (2005) – Every Second Feels Like Twelve
At the moment, I’m posting some old rants, reviews and the likes to my blog. Some of the stuff has just been lying around on different computers and desktops, some of it has been posted online, some has even been banned online (damn that dirty mouth of mine!), but whether it’s interesting or not, well… You be the judge
Anyway, here’s one I originally posted on IMDb on November 15, 2007, and then again July 19, 2008, but which was on both occasions quickly deleted “based on an abuse report filed by another user”. Well, it sure is grumpy, but I have to disagree with the “abuse” part. This is it pretty much as it originally appeared on IMDb: Read the rest of this entry »
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Movie Review: Transformers (2007)
This is the worst movie I’ve ever seen. For a decade and counting, Braveheart has been the vilest, crappiest showoff ever seen in my life. But no longer.
Transformers don’t even come close to this experience. It’s the most idiotic, dumb, retarded and disrespectful piece of filth I have ever seen. If terrorists ever needed a reason to attack the West, this is it. Being somehow part of creating this thing, I feel I deserve to die. But, somehow, I more feel like strapping on 600 pounds of C4 and blowing all of Hollywood to hell.
Michael Bay has the intelligence of a piece of feces from a feces-eating retarded monkey. If this guy ever makes a Transformers II, I’ll use my savings to buy a ticket to the US, and fucking kill this retard with my bare hands.
The fact that this thing has a 7.5 rating on IMDB bares witness that there’s strange filth on this Earth that needs to be put down and put to sleep. These people are manure at best.
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Movie Review: Dan in Real Life (2007)
“Dan in Real Life” is a story about Dan (Steve Carell), a single dad to three girls, two teenagers and a preteen, who writes books and a newspaper column offering advice on family and relationships. His wife died four years earlier, and he hasn’t been seeing any women since. During a trip to his parents where the entire family plus spouses meet up and hang out, he meets Anne-Marie (Juliette Binoche) and falls in love with her, only to find out that she’s his brother’s new girlfriend. Oh no, what to do? Read the rest of this entry »
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