• Marry Me

    Date: 2010.09.02 | Category: Funny/Weird Things on the Net, Off the record | Tags:

    You know, I just discovered that my “catchall@danielsmedegaardbuus.dk” address wasn’t really being picked up by my GMail account, so I’m currently wading through hordes of crappy spam e-mails from one.com.

    So I got this one just now from wanita,

    Hello,
    am a young single girl never marrid seeking true love for a long term
    relationship with marriage potentials,i am happy to
    contact you after going through your profile in ( www . jallers . dyndns . org )
    us to be good friends or a lot more,you can contact me
    through mail so that i will send you my photos,till i hear  from you,bye and kisses!

    Oh, wanita. So friendly for no apparent reason. So knowing me without actually knowing my email address. So… I don’t know, so everything! I accidentally wrote every-thong, but hell if that’s a mistake! So what if all my body’s blood is in my penis. She’ll wear TEN thongs for me if I tell her to.