I Have Cancer, Can I Please Play GTA, Mom?

Date: 2010.07.18 | Category: Funny/Weird Things on the Net, Off the record | Tags:

Healthy kids have no fun, so everybody, light up them smokes, pour yourself a glass of absinth, and cook up that meth. My virtual gun is loaded, let’s play!

I’m inclined to throw in the mix that the Chinese pay less in taxes than Americans do. Does that make me any more eligible for playing Postal 3? I mean, …what would Heston say?