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Movie Review: Apocalypto (2006)
At the moment, I’m posting some old rants, reviews and the likes to my blog. Some of the stuff has just been lying around on different computers and desktops, some of it has been posted online, some has even been banned online (damn that dirty mouth of mine!), but whether it’s interesting or not, well… You be the judge
Here’s one I haven’t posted anywhere, and I kinda forgot that I wrote this, but I vaguely remember being seriously pissed about the movie’s level of crappiness. Even if the “review” is badly formulated and very obviously more an outburst of rage than anything else, I must agree with myself from past experience that Mel Gibson is no more capable as a director than he is is as an actor. Read, “He sucks.” Anyway, this is the rant:
A perfect example of a U.S. shitkicker deaf and blind to the values of any non-burger munching, Humvee-driving, bomb-dropping, guns-dont-kill-people-I-do culture (Mel Gibson) trying to make “wild people with bones through their noses” play out everyday cool-ass-worker-mom-and-sensitive-dad scenarios which leave your toes tied up in a hurting curl and your fists wanting to punch something out of shame for even watching something this ignorant. If not before, at eighteen minutes in, you know you MUST turn it off. So please do it, the crap won’t get any better, you know it won’t, and you don’t need anyone to tell you it will. Just turn it off and ask for your rental fee back.
On a side note, I’m pretty sure I didn’t get my rental fee back. Does The Pirate Bay do that anyway?
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